Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for December 30, 2023

Kevin, you can never start too early. First, let’s get you that metal plate for your skull.

So remember to not talk about it if you want to stay stealthy.

“You can be anything if you believe in yourself. . .”

Horse apples!!

I shall be a Lego brick

Don’t ever tell them what you wanna be

They need to send him to Ninja Training Summer Camp.

We never had Ninjas when I was that age. I wanted to be Superman but I ended up being Clark Kent without a phone booth.

I don’t think that’s what the phrase means. It means that you can become successful and have great stuff to fall back on. Not change your species.

With the accidents Kevin gets into, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a cyborg one day

Watch out for street samurai with silver eyes, Kev.

What they really mean is, When you grow up you can be anything I want you to be.

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry Moon Beams home in a jar…..?

Kevin… I don’t think you really want to be a cyborg. Just ask Darth Vader.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=FkNvkwGy_6I&t=30s

I find it easier to set the bar low, and as such all I want to be is me.