Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for December 09, 2023

No Norm what you are is a a$s.

While growing up in the late 60’s and 70’s our neighbor use to cut his grass at 8:00 pm. Here he had all evening after work and decides to cut his lawn. I don’t get it.

The bathrobe is a nice touch.

Isn’t that the same guy that complains when Norm doesn’t do lawn work?

My inconsiderate neighbor….they’re every where…☹️

Its still cool, you don’t need to get dressed, you don’t want to do it, you might as well be annoying! WIN WIN WIN

Just got a battery one, even quieter than my old corded one. It doesn’t seem powerful as I am used to the din the old one made.

The entire neighborhood should have known it was coming when he set off the high noise warning alarm on top of his house. Five minutes before the ‘event’, without fail.

In fact, he hasn’t gone to sleep yet for last night. ;)

It’s The new Norm. We’ll all be deaf soon anyway.

You can just as easily be rude in the afternoon with what I call “dust blowers”.

They did that in my old neighborhood, even when the leaves were still on the trees.

Hey, nice of you to feature my neighbor! And, as a bonus, he blows all his leaves over my freshly raked lawn.

No Norm, you’re a nuisance.

our halfwit neighbors across the street where we used to live would get up at 5 in the morn and rush out to the garage to fire up their rumbling hot rods. the guy next door rented his house out to his employees, who’d chat loudly as they got into the truck to leave for work. at 4 a.m. we’re so glad we don’t live there anymore… ☺

Skip the cursing, please. Plenty of other expressions to use.