Endtown by Aaron Neathery for December 10, 2023

Toons. Gets ’em every time.

“We blow this joint.”

Finally an exit. So lets hope Wally also has a ladder in his pants.

‘Now what?’ …

Kid, you just saw a half-deranged humanoid cat pull a lit grenade from his underwear. Unless you wanna end up tied to a giant rocket, Wile E. Coyote style, I suggest you keep the quips to yourself.

Here’s the windup… SCORE!

“Eye fall to pieces…”

Bet it cleared Eye’s sinuses…

STEEE-RIKE!!

Ohhh my….a plot hole.

Oh no, hoisted by someone else’s petards!

This kid is headed to the Majors with that explosive fastball

And once again Ted is pushed back to the spaces between worlds for a time.

Those bombs are great! No shrapnel ever! Cartoon physics for the win!

“They have to go into the hole in the ceiling? "“yes.”“The hole that the evil Eye came out of?”“yes.”“The same hole that the evil Eye might have gone back into?”“yes.” “Our evil Eye?” “yes.”“♫ Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish Ladies….”

The Eye became a skull?!

I’m assuming Eye was corporeal enough to be impacted by that bomb and didn’t just go hide. I’m not going to question cartoon physics. :)

You gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye, ball, eyeball. Almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

- Foghorn Leghorn

Although in this case, it’s more like keeping the ball on the eye.

Got a flashback of the “paddle” controllers on the early Atari 2600 consoles. The game that worked with them was

KABOOM!!!

(fun times!)

Well, since cartoon physics are working… Here hold this flashlight I just pulled out of my pants. Now let me get my shadow… Ah there it is. Shadow grab the edges of that hole in the ceiling. OK. Wow this feels weird. Now drag the hole down and onto that wall. Holy Jehoshaphat, IT WORKED!

I suspect I is a humbug. It can control dittos, which form illusions, so there may be less to it than there seems. It can also control vulnerable minds, including computers, but it apparently can’t control physical reality directly. If there’s a curtain it’s hiding behind, we may find it’s been a character we’ve known all along. Not the Oracle, because Marx is its ally. Someone capricious, with mind control technology, a mysterious past, a manipulator, who’s been asking questions about our stars, and who likes to make people dance… like Mallard.

The bomb runs on Windows … Very funny, fortunately, it haven’t started 999 updates

GET TO THE CHOPPA>..errr…hole… wait… Alan was the only one that could boost them before.

This episode id da bomb!

Time to que up R.E.M.‘s "It’s the End of the World as We Know It" … ;)

These comments! C’mon folks! Next time, cut the blotter in half and hold the Ayahuasca!!

I was wrong about eye “It could not take a licking and keep on ticking”. Sorry Timex.

that’s the hole that leads to the beach …. looks like the size that Allen couldn’t fit through