Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 20, 2023

I thought Luke was the wrestling coach?Wonder what Keri did in her match?

So is the hockey game over? Kind of left it hanging 3 days ago. I feel like this strip is giving me ADHD.

Kudos to Milford’s snow plow team for their excellent job on the residential street in P1. Meanwhile, back on the rink/mat/court …

P2: Mr. Magill drives the wrong way down a one way street, onto the power lines, and through a barn.

P3: Trust me, it will be fine. Have I ever been wrong?

I don’t think Gil is talking to you in P3, Mr. Reality.

Very little room for Mr. Reality to be inserted between the vehicle and tree in P1.

Our intrepid hero is abducted by the aliens in P2 and replaced by Gilbot 9000 in P3.

If there’s a couple of cans of WD40 and a Sears Craftsman wrench set under the Thorp Christmas tree, GilPa won’t be making it home for the holidays.

That sure is a big a$$ rear view mirror on the Thorp Family Truckster. Apparently Inma “Dreams” Rimshot is turning out to be quite the ventriloquist as she throws her voice from the back seat to the floorboard of the front seat.

Inma’s house is just to the right of the Lights of Zetar.

Why is the tire responding and why is she in the back seat?

Looks like Gil hung onto his 1989 Isuzu Trooper.

Pretty sure Gil is on hard times if he has been reduced to Uber driving kids home; or he is in for a hard time for being alone with an minor in an unsupervised setting. Every state in the country would not allow teachers to drive kids home in a personal vehicle.

I’m just going to sidestep any possible comments about her Islamic family…

gil too busy looking at irmas boom boom that he doesnt notice ufo in panal two

gil you know 7-11 never closes so her parents have no time to see her wrestle

gil looks at watch still time to pick up tays and get to gentlemans club

Without looking at my notes, didn’t Rimshot play volleyball earlier? So what’s the problem with her parents now? And won’t they wonder why she’s out late with Count Thorpula? And why her hijab smells like armpit sweat? So many questions.

P2- Gil swerves to the right narrowly missing Morganna.

It’s a big no-no to drive a student home in your personal vehicle. Especially one of the opposite gender…

2.5 (Inma): “…. But of course, you’ve never been known to fall into that category, coach Thorp…”

Oh, lets see what comes next, she is friends with a Trans Gender Korean boy, She is competing in wrestling,

Muslim wrestlers refuse to compete against Jewish wrestlers in the World Championships with the claim it violates their religion

CITATION: United World Wrestling has punished Iran’s wrestling team for refusing to compete against Israelis, and an Egyptian wrestler once bit her Israeli opponent. In judo, athletes from Iran and Arab countries have repeatedly snubbed Israeli competitors, including in the Tokyo Olympics.Aug 10, 2022

My prediction, is she will have to wrestle against a Trans Boy who identifies as a Girl

Based on P2, Gil didn’t even let her sit in the front seat. Probably too messy, all that leftover unsold State Champion Coach memorabilia. And speaking of memorabilia, a lot of Mopped Up Thorp strips are probably considered valuable memorabilia!

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