Geez………. what’s the white goop pouring out of her eyes? And if he ghosted her, breaking up with him is redundant…. and unnecessary. HB should stay away from using slang he doesn’t understand.
P4 – Clueless Gil: “So you’re saying he’s hanging out with Boo Radley? I don’t get it.” And speaking of not getting it, if you don’t get today’s Mopped Up Thorp, maybe you should be reading something simpler like Family Circus.
In honor of the big holiday, Happy Festivus to all! And now it’s time for the airing of grievances. Oh, wait, that’s nonstop here already. Okay, on to the Feats of Strength. My money is on Gilbot-9000 crushing the competition. And I mean literally crushing the competition.
Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Meanwhile, back at the Justice League…….
As Pedro is manscaping for his next date, Boon Schoenstein asks who he’s going out with. Pedro informs Boon she has a pair of Major League yabos. Annddd it’s not Marlene Desford.
terry 10 months ago
Why is Gil laughing?
Klubble 10 months ago
Maybe he’ll be one of three spirits visiting her on Christmas Eve.
Klubble 10 months ago
Gil gets his baseball bat…“Over?? OVER!! it’s not over until WE say it is!”
jimmjonzz Premium Member 10 months ago
Love Gil’s half-face in panel 3.
dinerman 10 months ago
Gil’s fireplace puts the annual Milford bonfire to shame. He’s got a whole forest burning in there
KazDojo 10 months ago
Peanut’s roasting by an open fire.
OldDoug Premium Member 10 months ago
… for his own well-being, no doubt.
jayesquire 10 months ago
If it ain’t the ridiculous script-writing it’s the crappy illustrations. Like Roseanne Roseannadana said " It’s always sumthin’ ".
Bluedarter 10 months ago
P3: Gil:“He changed his name to Casper?”
MailbuEd 10 months ago
Geez………. what’s the white goop pouring out of her eyes? And if he ghosted her, breaking up with him is redundant…. and unnecessary. HB should stay away from using slang he doesn’t understand.
Chaze Premium Member 10 months ago
Hmmmm…if he was ghosting you I think the break-up train had already left the station, Keri.
Mopman 10 months ago
P4 – Clueless Gil: “So you’re saying he’s hanging out with Boo Radley? I don’t get it.” And speaking of not getting it, if you don’t get today’s Mopped Up Thorp, maybe you should be reading something simpler like Family Circus.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/23/gilbot-9000-really-needs-to-be-toned-down/
Mopman 10 months ago
In honor of the big holiday, Happy Festivus to all! And now it’s time for the airing of grievances. Oh, wait, that’s nonstop here already. Okay, on to the Feats of Strength. My money is on Gilbot-9000 crushing the competition. And I mean literally crushing the competition.
rpaul33 10 months ago
That ain’t the only thing he did to you, Peanut.
James St. John Smythe 10 months ago
Pfff- This happened to Gil and he’s doing fine… Although he seems a little more robotic these days.
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
the elf on the shelf told santa what jami has been doing in milford after dark so hes getting two oven mitts for christmas
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
cry bay bay cry BOOOOOOOOO
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
now keri can date hockey sensation quentin doolittle
lemonbaskt 10 months ago
you dont smell pretty keri so you got ghosted whatever that means
Gil-doh! 10 months ago
P4 “It’s probably better than if he “melvined” you, Keri.”
hifirick1953 10 months ago
Cry me a river
Irish53 10 months ago
Another big soles day for Whigs!
Irish53 10 months ago
I wish Keri would ghost this strip
bearwku82 10 months ago
Space Ghost Coast to Coast. Meanwhile, back at the Justice League…….
As Pedro is manscaping for his next date, Boon Schoenstein asks who he’s going out with. Pedro informs Boon she has a pair of Major League yabos. Annddd it’s not Marlene Desford.
Jaybird 10 months ago
Headed out on vacation…merry Christmas and HRAAAKy new year to all of Snark Nation!
tcayer 10 months ago
“No he didn’t, sweetheart. I broke his thumbs, He can’t text.”
metals24 10 months ago
P4- (Gil): “I know, but I thought we took care of that at the hospital.”
Gil-doh! 10 months ago
P4 (alternate): “Your IUD ghosted you, maybe you should break up with it, Keri.”
hifirick1953 10 months ago
If you break up with someone who ghosted you by text in the forest does it mean he reads it??
hablano 10 months ago
Fun fact! “Pedro” spelled backwards is “Ordep”!
Irish53 10 months ago
P 2.5 (Gil): “…. But that kid is a doosh loser, so just let him know that you’re happy that you aborted his kid…”
Twainrdr 10 months ago
Why, I ought ta! Wait, don’t cry…he just watched the chick flick “Ghost”. Merry Christmas, Peanut. …and to all the bloggers out there!
CBREN 10 months ago
That fireplace could handle a whole tree! Like the ones used to heat a medieval castle.
metals24 10 months ago
Monday’s greeting may be from Scottsdale!
Gil-doh! 10 months ago
P3 Gilbot-9000 thought bubble. “Must. Snap. Your. Neck. Like. A. Peanut. Shell. Put. You. Out. Of. Your. Misery. Trust. Me. It. Will. Be. Painless. Peanut.”
rpaul33 10 months ago
Then. Stuff. Into. Freezer. With. Meemaw.
Irish53 10 months ago
Gil: “… so let’s call him ‘Casper’…hahahaaaaa…..”
Mopman 10 months ago
Episode 47 of Milford After Dark is now online.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2023/12/24/milford-after-dark-episode-47-up-the-chimney/
Grunt 9 months ago
How many of the faces seen in the December 08 HAHUKKAH strip will be in the CHRISTMAS strip? I’m guessing all except Kaz.