Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 22, 2024

The great de"cider".

Are her hips on backwards?

And then the corporation lived happily ever after. (Just kidding. Corporations are never happy.)

wait till she gets to the earnings before interest and taxes…

And, now, on to your employee review….

… happily ever after in a golden parachute, a well negotiated severance package, and stock options.

Ironically, her sleepy management style served to hasten the takeover.

Clearly not thinking of joining the movement to take your child to work day.

The movement now by members of a certain party is to send your child to work each day. Can’t have adults doing dirty and dangerous tasks.

If I’m ever in a hospital bed and someone tries to read me an annual report, please up the dose of morphine, unplug my life support system, or just plain ‘’shoot me’’! Thanks.

I’m already asleep.

Corporate greed and espionage is always a nightmare of a tale!

Not really. They were going to axe all the staff anyway.

Does this book have pop-up pie charts?

I’m just saying if someone had translated annual reports like this for me, I’d understand business principles a lot better now.

If you really want to put her to sleep, read the tax code.

I like the snail lamp. :)