Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 19, 2023

This time of year, she should be offering to shovel (astro)snow for a price higher than R10.

When there’s no snow on the ground I’d be willing to shovel it off your sidewalk for $10.

I hope that it’s the modern turn and not the old, unsafe version…

Who knew that Broomie and Charlie Brown were related?

“Well, in that case, I’m already finished!”

That’s a good way to tear your ACL.

Watch you play footsie with yourself, I’d rather watch AstroTurf grow.

$10 to mow the lawn? She can do mine.

I’d pay her $10 to leave town.

Not today, Broomie. You have already lost!