Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 20, 2023

Yeah I can see that happening.

I doubt that waiter can get to the end of his turn….

Just zapp him like you did the car bumper the other day, Broomie. Smell of rosted ham fits perfectly in a restaurant. Zapp away, lovely old Lady❣️

He would only look like a 10 to an elephant.

He used to be a sumo wrestler.

He’s in for a ‘shocking’ rxperience.

Love Broomie’s face in the second panel. It’s so expressive.

Give him a 10 out of 100.

The eye is his way of saying “capiche”…

HintHint! Geesh, what a bully!

I would go on line after, remove the 10, give him a 0 and an explanation of why I am doing it.

well, okay if you insist. could you bring me a bowl of steaming clam chowder? thank you – as I pour it inside his cummerbund.

My first “Professional” job was at a Bank, which it turned out was obsessive about getting a 100% participation in the United Way Campaign. It was stated “The last time we didn’t get it was 18 years ago. That person was unemployed directly after.” My first year there, two people that I know of started off by refusing to participate. One woman and one man. The woman was pulled into several “meetings”, the last one with the President. She came out of there crying, but participating. The man insisted his money must go to the Charity he specified, and he wouldn’t budge. He got what he wanted. I didn’t refuse, but I did wear one of the paper hearts they handed out on my sleeve, as a sort of protest… ☺

.10, I doubt he’d know the difference.

You can appreciate a 10 all the want to, pal, but you’ll be lucky to get a 5.

This guy should turn around and have his buttside meet Hilda’s broom.

Give him 10 zaps instead and ask if he wants it rare or well done.

And in the comments she puts, “I get better service at McDonald’s”.

musta be good food place looka da waitperson…

Does he realize how big a target he is for a BroomHilda Whammy!

In a neighboring city from where I live, a Seventeen-year old food service attendant at a Rally’s Drive Thru got killed by a disgruntled customer.

I leave a nice tip and a 10 rating for good treatment. Which is not that rare.

The poor big lug doesn’t know whom or what he’s dealing with. If Broomie weren’t in a compliant mood, he’d become Roast Beast for the Whoville Christmas Feast!