Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 18, 2023

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    Yakety Sax  12 months ago

    From Not Always Right: Barking Up The Wrong Christmas Tree, Part 2

    (Our company is selling fake Christmas trees for the first time. My manager decides to save on floor space by rigging a couple trees to hang from the ceiling, against a wall. They can be seen from anywhere in the store and he is clearly proud of himself.)

    Manager: “So, would you buy one of the trees based on seeing my display?”

    Me: “No.”

    Manager: “Why not?”

    Me: “I’m Jewish.”

    (The manager went to get someone else’s opinion!)

    (NOT my story)

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    blunebottle  12 months ago

    “Gimme that bling, gimme that, gimme gimme that, gimme that bling…”

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    Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago

    And about that shining STAR!!!

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    That’s a very handsome Christmas tree. I’d invite it over, but I have no room.

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    Doug K  12 months ago

    Most Christmas trees get all dressed up … but never go out.

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    Zebrastripes  12 months ago

    A few drinks and he’ll light up like a …Christmas tree!

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    Howard'sMyHero  12 months ago

    Yule pine for attention …!

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