From Not Always Right: Barking Up The Wrong Christmas Tree, Part 2
(Our company is selling fake Christmas trees for the first time. My manager decides to save on floor space by rigging a couple trees to hang from the ceiling, against a wall. They can be seen from anywhere in the store and he is clearly proud of himself.)
Manager: “So, would you buy one of the trees based on seeing my display?”
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
From Not Always Right: Barking Up The Wrong Christmas Tree, Part 2
(Our company is selling fake Christmas trees for the first time. My manager decides to save on floor space by rigging a couple trees to hang from the ceiling, against a wall. They can be seen from anywhere in the store and he is clearly proud of himself.)
Manager: “So, would you buy one of the trees based on seeing my display?”
Me: “No.”
Manager: “Why not?”
Me: “I’m Jewish.”
(The manager went to get someone else’s opinion!)
(NOT my story)
blunebottle 12 months ago
“Gimme that bling, gimme that, gimme gimme that, gimme that bling…”
Knightman Premium Member 12 months ago
And about that shining STAR!!!
ladykat 12 months ago
That’s a very handsome Christmas tree. I’d invite it over, but I have no room.
Doug K 12 months ago
Most Christmas trees get all dressed up … but never go out.
Zebrastripes 12 months ago
A few drinks and he’ll light up like a …Christmas tree!
Howard'sMyHero 12 months ago
Yule pine for attention …!