F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 21, 2024

Q. What’s the difference between God and a surgeon?

A. God doesn’t think he’s a surgeon.

(told to me by a physician friend)

If the doc pulls out a rabbit, I’m leaving.

Or if he says, “Oops!”

Or if your surgeon is wearing a tinfoil hat.

What the patient doesn’t know can’t hurt him…..

Appendicus removus!

The prequel to Dr Strange