In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 02, 2024

I think they’re stuck to the ground.

Why are the skeletons hands not bony?

Road salt has really narrowed the field.

In the cold snow, the team is even more sluggish

I think this one is called “IDIOTarod.”

Light a fire under them…it’ll be a slugfeast.

Slugs don’t like cold.

Wait till they hit the salt flats.

How, um, bone chilling

If only I had a large bowl of melted butter…

We’ll leave them to slug it out.

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