Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 30, 2023

grapefruit Poncho! and a nice musical duo…

Craig Ferguson could have told you that, Poncho.

Wait till Poncho learns that his current Mail Man is retiring and a new one taking his place. That will perk up Poncho!

Maybe his personal goal was to find a word worth almost 200 points, if placed carefully, in French Scrabble™.

Hello Poncho: So much for learning a second language. Well, maybe next year.

If Poncho is implying 2023 left a bad taste in our mouths, he’s not wrong.

I was never crazy about grapefruit but since I’ve been taking a statin I’m not allowed grapefruit. So guess what I really really want now?

I guess Pancho doesn’t live in the French part of Canada.

Is actually looked up that word (as did 2 others) and was surprised to see it was an actual word, and in French as Poncho’s friend alluded. I might still use it as a response when I don’t wish to discuss something further.

OK, not quite awake yet and it sparked ‘Pimple Moose’ in my head. This would be a horrifying take on the Tooth Fairy for teens.

Grapefruit!