Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 27, 2023

If his wife had listened to him, she would be happy to know that he is abandoning her.

“Dont let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya Andy!” -Flo

Good riddance to bad rubbish!!

And Flo—be sure to deposit your bingo winnings into your own account, along with the pounds you’ll receive from the sale of the house after you get your divorce.

Timing is everything.

BINGO, Andy!

When did they get a phone?

Andy, break that stupid phone.

There must be no beer in the fridge.

Andy will be back in a day or so. He and Flo will never break up.

I thought the entry door was on the other side of the Flat.

Flo practices the LORD Jesus Christ commands: Love God and Love your neighbor not hate and bitterness. Works for true believers.

Andy used to take his pigeons, I guess he no longer has them.

Andy sounds like a catchy disco song from back in 1968 by Gloria Gaynor. The Count ❤️s Disco!

Andy goes to live with Xaviera Libris.

As Flo said to Betty, “Thank God and Greyhound, he’s gone!”

Just don’t take Flo’s bingo cards with you, Andy.

“Ooh, she’s ’ard.” (Classic Capp quote after a previous such attempt.)

Andy doe not have the charm to pull that in Flo…..not even close!

Let him go, let him go. Then change the locks and lock the doors.

She’ll be happy to be rid of the money pit. Alas if he would only stay gone.

Don’t forget to change the locks.

“Close the door behind you, it’s cold out there.”

Could be worse. She could break out singing Frozen’s “Let it Go”. Dear Lord, I’ve infected myself with the most dreaded earworm of all! Oh, woe is me! ;-p

You better hang around Andy, Flo just might win at Bingo tonight and you will be back in beer money.

Unfortunately for Flo, he’ll be back.

Didn’t he used to take his racing pigeons with him?

Which freeway is he going to stay under? :)

“Rough seas ahead, Andy! Reverse engines!”