Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 29, 2023

Use “Vulcan Mind Meld” from Star Trek “Spectre of the Gun” episode.

This reminds me of firearms practice in the academy when the instructor stood behind me and screamed, “Relax! or your going to fail!”

Where’s Gent when you need him?!

Russians and Ukranians? Israel and Hamas? North and South Korea? Seattle and Antifa (oops, Seattle already lost).

Perils of investing in a bear market

Well that statement would put anyone in a state of fear!

Well, that’s a deal breaker

Same goes for stupidity.

It’s a bluff. They can’t really smell fear.

Bear In There.

Call in Gent for peaceful negotiation.

Me thinks the humans should have brought at least .44 Magnums to the table to even the bargaining.

It was then that the bears remembered that they have more to fear from the humans than the humans did from thr bears and the fell upon each other in a frenzy of self loathing!

That’s not ‘good faith’ negotiations.

The beginning of the end of Bear Stearns.

The three bears must be suing Goldilocks for breaking into their house.

You realize you’re more likely to smell fear after saying that, right?

that’s a point that certainly bears consideration…

Good point!