Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for December 28, 2023

That loud, huh?

I want Lil to deliver my eulogy when the time comes.

The slurp was more like stucco in a cement mixer.

I would like Lil to speak my eulogy.

Good one, Lil!

Like walnuts in a clothes dryer?

“And that was our really, really big chew. Thank you, and good-night…” – Ed Sullivan (He did not say that… ☺)

First thought: “Step away from the wood chippah” …!

It’s really Barbie in that coffin. :)