Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for December 19, 2023

And cottage cheese.

“Given the choices, I’d prefer that Santa get me a Thigh Master, rather than a Chia Pet or a Clapper.”

Finally updated! And in color. And so true about those sugarplums (as well as all desserts and sweets).

Leave them sugar plums alone!!!!!

Ol sugar plum thighs,I remember her. :)

Oh don’t even go there ! Still trying to get rid of Halloween candy calories. :~(

And on your stomach.

Those manly sugar plums on your thighs!

She used to crack nuts with those thighs.

Sorry mom, dad say’s they’re your veryclose veins…