Petunia & Dre by Allison Garwood for December 19, 2023

Ain’t Petunia a stinkah?

No sh

Weird flex but OK.

I was eating breakfast. The sausage don’t look so enticing now.

Good job!

As the commercial says, “Number 2 should be easy to do.”

“Enjoy the Go”….

Ohboy!

Yay!!

I remember that, after a C-section, I wasn’t allowed to eat until I had a bowel movement, except for some fresh strawberries someone gave me to help it along.. I’m so glad you didn’t have to have surgery Allison

Holy crapola! You’re back in business!

lol…. i remember after having a surgery a long long long time ago the dr. was concerned about me not going yet so he had the nurse tell me to use a suppository… being a typical guy i had no idea what to do with that greasy pellet…so the nurse offered to help…we went into the bathroom me with my iv pole and tube in my nose… and she sat on the lid of the commode as i bent over to be on the ‘receiving end’ ..and at the same time we both glanced into the mirror and saw the mirrored framed scene of what was happening.. and we both broke out laughing… first and only light moment of that hospital stay….

You go, girl….Hey, I made a funny!

This reminds me of when I was a teen and was able to avoided a surgery for kidney stones. A real joy.

So very glad for you to not needeth the services of ye olde surjon. Glad you got your sh!t together and outta there. Now, are you gonna tell us what was the problem in the first place? (And don’t forget your strawberries.)