B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 19, 2011

Well, so far, so good.

Don’t worry, it’ll all be over on Saturday, May 21.

^ Hee hee.

Accidental rip-off.

You don’t live to see the fact that the benefit didn’t benefit you at all.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

No one else thinks it odd that Area 51 was exposed a few days before May 21? There will be “signs”. Actually the world was going to end on May 21, 1976 when they schedualed my Chem101 and Phys 101 exams on the same day.

Accidental Death prevention?

I love how they market life insurance as “protection”. If they pay off, that means you weren’t very well protected!

Don’t worry… when the sun expands 10-times it’s size, we’re all toast anyway.

If you get any benefits, it’ll be an accident.

I was just thinking that, with almost 7 billion people on this planet, someones world comes to a end many times a second…

Whenever the world ends, there won’t be anything to worry about. Therefore, I’m not worried about it!