The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 27, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago

    LOL!! That’s a good thing, Brutus, since you still have your coat. There are upsides to being a born loser.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  11 months ago

    My favorite video regarding porch pirates was an air powered device that fires dog poop when the box is opened.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s your lucky day.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Red?

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    GROG Premium Member 11 months ago

    That’s not surprising since he looks like Les Nessman without the bandage on his forehead.

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    nosirrom  11 months ago

    I feel that way whenever I go into a store and find that they’re no longer carrying a product I like.

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    HarryLime  11 months ago

    Totally understandable!

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    Go BRUINS  11 months ago

    Definition of Porch Pirates: Neighborhood shoplifters that are too lazy to actually go to a store.

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    Just-me  11 months ago

    Our hapless hero is victimized twice. Once when the package was stolen, then by the habiliments rebuke when the coat is discarded.

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    LOL! I’m sure it’s a very nice coat, Brutus.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago

    Check out the videos of the glitter bombs left for porch pirates and car burglars

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    dcdete.  11 months ago

    Just an afterthought, I was too busy yesterday and Christmas so I missed it here!

    Did Mother Gargle give him the red sweater for Christmas present? And I sure hope the porch pirate didn’t make off with that red sweater!

    It is safe isn’t it?
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    e.groves  11 months ago

    I have my packages delivered to a pickup location.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 11 months ago

    Thornapple style saved the day .

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    pat sandy creator 11 months ago

    it was a clothes call…

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    CorkLock  11 months ago

    Thief saw the tag size 46 extra extra short.

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    preacherman Premium Member 11 months ago

    They were probably not looking for any clothes at all, Brutus. They were probably hoping for Ipads and Android pads and such, something to hock.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 11 months ago

    Great gag! Only a born loser would have worse taste than thieves.

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    raybarb44  11 months ago

    Just a lucky guy sometimes. Usually, stuff is never recovered. I guess those crooks had very poor taste…..

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago

    Years ago, when I lived in an apartment, there was some theft of packages. I packed the week’s garbage in a box, sealed it, and labeled it as shipped. Put it out, and off it went. No more treks to the dumpster.

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    Chris  11 months ago

    well that was rude… if they didn’t like it that much they could’ve thrown it away instead of tossing it to the side to be found. :D

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Atta boy Brutus…you showed them!!

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    andersjg Premium Member 11 months ago

    A victory for poor taste.

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    cuzinron47  11 months ago

    Brutus has a natural defense against porch pirates, bad taste.

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    cracker65  11 months ago

    A win is a win Brutus.

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    T...  11 months ago

    “I got an idea” says Arnie, “why don’t you put an old box with delivery labels fill it with rocks, put it on your porch, or better yet, collect some of Kewpies pies and fill the box with that too. Don’t make it too heavy”, Brutus replies, “I didn’t know how devilishly clever you are”…

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    Buckeye67  11 months ago

    Brutus put Mother Gargles fruitcake in a fancy box and leave it on the porch, if the the porch pirates return you will have your revenge.

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    DEACON FRED  11 months ago

    HA!!

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    Chris Sherlock  11 months ago

    This experience proves that Brutus doesn’t always lose.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    Twice this week I have had packages on my porch that were delivered here rather than a neighbor. I carried the first one to them. I texted the second time, and they picked it up. A sticker was blocking the entire address the second time, not sure about the first.

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