Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for January 04, 2024

They were going to wear name tags, but one guy is wearing all of them.

The recovery is ongoing…

Seems more like Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.

Is the ninja sloth at this meeting?

Someone ran off with the other attendees.

Those shows were tough to watch. One lady bought flowers every day after work just to toss them on top of the heap when she got home. I’m glad these people get help but the “keep pile” was never helpful nor could it be. Stopping something isn’t accomplished by doing that thing.

What’s the problem Horace… no chair…?

Just label two different piles:

1. Stuff I should keep.

2. Stuff I ought to keep.

…and you’ll be fine.

Who drank ALL the coffee and ate ALL the hors d’oeuvres?!

I’d leave more comments, but I don’t want to clutter things up any more than I already have!

That’s why I’d never attend a meeting. I’m afraid I’d be too late at the donut and coffee table.

You really didn’t need those items anyway Horace.

If you hoard enough money you don’t need to hoard anything else.

Hi, my name is Horace and I’m a hoarder…well I used to be….I’m reformed now, I neigh-ver save anything any more…after they found me under a pile of………..

What do we hoarders have in common? Many things!

I was determined not to join the self-help group but I couldn’t help myself.

Kleptomania is not the same as hoarding or did someone steal his dictionary.