Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 22, 2023

Doubt that he is getting the castle with a gravy moat. He would eat all of the gravy in one day, or it would develop mold. Whichever it is not good for a cat.

Dream on, Mitty.

#clevermittensbutidon’tthinkitwillwork

You might get a new cat tree, Mittens, but I don’t think it’ll come with a gravy moat.

Yeah – good luck with that.

I see a disappointed Mittens in the near future

Instead of a moat, you could have a train circling the castle.

Not that he’ll get that, either.

I would give my girlfriend

#ToStayCup

LOLOL — No cat condo with a gravy moat — LOLOL