The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for January 26, 2024

So, who cooks it?

It’s my belief that if humans need “fiber” in their diets, they should eat their clothes!! ;-)

MMMMM! Healthy food with a beer chaser!

Once a month, a non-Loretta repast…whopee!

He can tell because it tastes awful.

The food-virtuous revel in the pain, and tell you all about how wonderful it is.

Once a month, yup that’s me.

Technically, any food that doesn’t cause acute abdominal suffering is considered “healthy” in that house.

So…not anything Loretta makes.

Green food is OK. I told my child not to eat blue food, although after we talked about it, we came up with a very few exceptions.

Haha! (＾▽＾)