Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for December 23, 2023

Oooh. Do you have that in my size?

You all know the Carolers are Cats, right?

That’s the spirit.

They’ve learned the realities of today’s muzak business.

In Laurel and Hardy’s BELOW ZERO, the busking Boys are paid two dollars to go play their instruments ‘in another street’.

Personally, I show mercy to my neighbors by not singing to them.

Time to pay the piper.

Ah, to live in “the future” where people are too lazy to say “merchandise”.

And a Square terminal. Check for service charges in very tiny fonts below the diclaimer.

Now accepting Zelle and bitcoin.

any CDs…?

Ha, ha, “the pros from Dover,” Pat. ;)