Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 02, 2024

Ernie needs to change his name to Ben Dover

My knees make that sound :)

So—why don’t those two just help him up?

Oh, I forgot—they ain’t spring chickens themselves!!

Easier said than done.

If there’s one thing I learned as a septuagenarian, it’s not to get down on the floor unless there’s something nearby I acn use to get bqck up.

If he has problems getting up, he doesn’t have anything to offer that young lass.

Should we call an ambulance?

Andy only helps himself. I f he helped anyone else, that would make the strip implode.

It’s hard to tell if they are rooting him on or heckling him.

I’m 88 and can relate to getting up issues.

Money speaks volumes my friend. Money brings the young and old together. Love at frist sight. Un huh.

Charm (and sometimes youth) are wasted on the young.

I feel for that gentleman, stuck on the floor.

Ol Ernie on his “creak” knees………..ouch!

A hard lass to please. She should at least be impressed with the effort, and you might say sacrifice.

Actually, Ol’ Ernie’s kinda cute lying on the floor there.

Help, he’s fallen and he can’t get up.

Wow. What a true gentleman he is. He must REALLY want to worship her. Although if she was decent, she’d help him back up.

xxx

@Everyone

I donated blood today at a lovely hotel and it went great. I filled the bag in 4 mins, 48 secs. An extra two samples were taken from me because I’ve signed up to a programme over here called “Your Future Health” It’s only a few months old. The samples will be sent there for further research.

I’m over the moon that I’ve started 2024 this way.

That’s why there so few Anglican Church goers…