Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 03, 2024

Shameful! No father should want his daughter to Go Pro.

They should just “part” company right now.

Bill Whitehead does great expressions.

Thus we are witnessing the invention of the “one night stand” as that is all the father can stand of his daughter’s dates.

It’s already been a great achievement to get to this point.

Most guys don’t even get the chance to (go out on an) audition.

My BIL (RIP) used to say: “Anyone who wants to date my daughter has to date me for a year first.”

Or, if when you bring her back you see a rope with a noose hanging from a tree, you know it went poorly…

She put it on right be"fore head"ing out.

He’ll also be tracking where you go on her phone.

I don’t think they’re gonna have ‘free range’.

“I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we’ve passed the audition.” Ah Johnny even after all this time you’re still very much missed.

Random Musings:

Maybe she arranged ahead of time with her date to disable the camera ("Gee, Dad, it didn’t record anything? I don’t get it . . . why, no, I never touched it, I wouldn’t do that . . . "). If not, he’d have been smarter to leave her at the door when he saw her wearing the thing.

A hidden camera would be more effective.

Dad’s taking helicopter parenting to a whole new level. One day daughter will be gone for good — leaving no forwarding address.

From the expression on Dad’s face, I’d say he’s already failed the audition.

Is that better or worse than a chaperone?