Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 06, 2024

And something for the lady?

“What’s a Nice Girl Like You Doing in a Place Like This?”

Why does that not surprise me?

For her, right?

Leo will get smashed and go on a rampage…

Is a martini the right pairing for her? Suppose it matters where you start eating.. white, dark or pink. Personally I think a nice Rosé goes well with pink.

Leo, you don’t carry enough cash for that lady.

Leopold doesn’t wear pants, she can see exactly what he’s thinking.

I have a new bottle of Navy Strength gin, martinis served later today.

She’s a shapeshifter. Her true form is that of a hideous scaly long-clawed lizard-beast. Perfect for Leo.

Magic bartender.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Uh-huh. A gorgeous Blondie can make you forget many years!