Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2024

Friskies or Fancy Feast?

Everything!

A rest-o-rant eh. Meow!

The glass of water is still on the table. Hmmm.

The canned catfood that I just bought a case of.

The entire menu, of course. See the dog for enthusiastic squint-eyed-pointing-at-anything-randomly ordering.

Can I then sit on the table and knock it off?

You try eating the same thing day after day and year after year. We feed our clowder a variety of foods and they eat it all up.

At this very moment, my cat is trying to cover the fresh bowl of food she gobbled gleefully yesterday. They do know what buttons to press sometimes

… and what would you like to gag back up?

OK, Mark, who’s Fran?

My cats have been picky about their treats lately. They beg for them, and then leave them in the middle of the floor for me to step on.

I’ll refuse the skeletal remains but eat the surrounding morsels! Oh, extra sauce, too!

Today’s special is catch of the day. With a side order of scurry.

Not hungry, but I do need to sharpen my claws!

Kibble

Isn’t that a form of profiling?

Snubway…don’t eat fresh.

My cat only leaves food behind occasionally.