Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 18, 2024

One is fun, the other is just a little prick.

It’s just a shot in the dark…

Is that an Amazon?

I don’t buy it.

Don’t disturb him while he is doing his cost-benefit analysis.

LOL, I love it.

Stormy? Is that tRump in a MAGA hat?

Hope the ole boy had money for both???

Not necessarily.

The last report I heard was that STDs could chase antibiotics back into the needle.

Did Dan make this one for Larry?

I am not buying what they are selling.

Perhaps my all time favorite Dan Collins toon. Was in a restaurant in Jamaica years ago and there was this older guy with a sweet young gal. My Jamaican friend asked me if I thought she was a “nice” girl, or, a “night” girl. I said night girl, he said “Right, Joe, you must pay her, then you must pay the doctah”

A package deal for his package.

He’s been seeing her so much, it’s like they’re going STD-y.

There should be a condom salesman standing there as well.

You poke her, he pokes you. And your insurance policy pokes your wallet.

He doesn’t look a thing like him. But I keep picturing Jack Elam as the drunk proctologist in Cannonball Run standing there. “Somebody call for a doctor?”