Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 30, 2003
March 29, 2003
March 31, 2003
Transcript:
Doctor: You need to lose weight and get more calcium in your diet, blanch The good news in, broccoli is a great source of calcium. Doctor: So is a cow! Gwen: Heard you were on a diet. I've got a great low-calorie recipe for you! Blanch: Hold it. Let me get this down. Gwen: Okay, first you'll need firm tofu...raw spinach, bulgur wheat and.. you're not writing this down. What's wrong? Blanch: ...Sorry, I just remembered something more urgent Gwen: What's that? Blanch: A double bacon cheeseburger, large fries and a chocolate milkshake!
