True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL
The joke woulda been funnier if the thief had pulled a turkey loaf out of the bag. A bit hard for the artist to convey the idea of a turkey loaf though. I guess the wife could have been carrying it on a tray.
He’s the Wiz. Unless he is disenchanted, he should be able to produce turkey loaf at will (or anything else) - unlike Bullwinkle: “Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”
Yukoner over 15 years ago
Quick, kiss the frog. You might get lucky.
gimmickgenius over 15 years ago
somebodyshort said,
True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL
Lucky if their car was still there!
Hillbillyman over 15 years ago
Got to remember this one for sure.
MrSpock over 15 years ago
The unanswered question is what is so wrong with his wife’s turkey loaf that the Wizard feels compelled to leave?
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
She should make turkey loaf more often.
lewisbower over 15 years ago
BC13 Fine idea
gjsjr41 over 15 years ago
Ya mean there’s more than one Wizard?
moonrise293 over 15 years ago
Spock: It’s turkey loaf. ‘nuff said!
tbree over 15 years ago
Wouldn’t the snake have eaten the frog and the bats? There should have been a very lumpy snake in there instead.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
The wizard has magical trick for that robbery. That’s too bad sadly!
sjoujke over 15 years ago
Hey - Mr Spock - does Mrs. Wizard look like a good cook to you?
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
At least she cooks for him. He ought to appreciate that much. Even bad turkey loaf is better than none.
Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago
The joke woulda been funnier if the thief had pulled a turkey loaf out of the bag. A bit hard for the artist to convey the idea of a turkey loaf though. I guess the wife could have been carrying it on a tray.
rshive over 15 years ago
Critters courtesy of the Wizards’ Discount Shoppe.
GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago
He’s the Wiz. Unless he is disenchanted, he should be able to produce turkey loaf at will (or anything else) - unlike Bullwinkle: “Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”
Jowykins over 15 years ago
The real question is what that brown spiral thing is on the first panel
mrsullenbeauty over 15 years ago
Maybe that’s the last turkey loaf he ate.
kab2rb over 15 years ago
Since I can’t have fat. Turkey loaf might not be too bad. Hamburger gets greasy. Any suggestions?
treBsdrawkcaB over 15 years ago
The Wiz just wasn’t thinking! He should have turned the thief into Turkey Loaf!
franko179 over 14 years ago
what the? I love turkey loaf. dont get the joke
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Always be prepared. Soon, I’ll own a can with pepper spray.