Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 19, 2009

  1. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  over 15 years ago

    Quick, kiss the frog. You might get lucky.

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    gimmickgenius  over 15 years ago

    somebodyshort said,

    True story from the garbage strike in Toronto. Friends wrapped their garbage in birthday paper, went to a mall, parked the car and left the doors unlocked. When they came back 30 minutes later, the packages were gone. LOL

    Lucky if their car was still there!

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    Hillbillyman  over 15 years ago

    Got to remember this one for sure.

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  4. Spock
    MrSpock  over 15 years ago

    The unanswered question is what is so wrong with his wife’s turkey loaf that the Wizard feels compelled to leave?

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    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    She should make turkey loaf more often.

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    lewisbower  over 15 years ago

    BC13 Fine idea

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    gjsjr41  over 15 years ago

    Ya mean there’s more than one Wizard?

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    moonrise293  over 15 years ago

    Spock: It’s turkey loaf. ‘nuff said!

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    tbree  over 15 years ago

    Wouldn’t the snake have eaten the frog and the bats? There should have been a very lumpy snake in there instead.

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    Wildmustang1262  over 15 years ago

    The wizard has magical trick for that robbery. That’s too bad sadly!

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    sjoujke  over 15 years ago

    Hey - Mr Spock - does Mrs. Wizard look like a good cook to you?

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    Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago

    At least she cooks for him. He ought to appreciate that much. Even bad turkey loaf is better than none.

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    Durak Premium Member over 15 years ago

    The joke woulda been funnier if the thief had pulled a turkey loaf out of the bag. A bit hard for the artist to convey the idea of a turkey loaf though. I guess the wife could have been carrying it on a tray.

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    rshive  over 15 years ago

    Critters courtesy of the Wizards’ Discount Shoppe.

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    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    He’s the Wiz. Unless he is disenchanted, he should be able to produce turkey loaf at will (or anything else) - unlike Bullwinkle: “Hey Rockie, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.”

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    Jowykins  over 15 years ago

    The real question is what that brown spiral thing is on the first panel

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 15 years ago

    Maybe that’s the last turkey loaf he ate.

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    kab2rb  over 15 years ago

    Since I can’t have fat. Turkey loaf might not be too bad. Hamburger gets greasy. Any suggestions?

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 15 years ago

    The Wiz just wasn’t thinking! He should have turned the thief into Turkey Loaf!

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    franko179  over 14 years ago

    what the? I love turkey loaf. dont get the joke

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    Always be prepared. Soon, I’ll own a can with pepper spray.

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