Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 25, 2009

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    10:00 Pacific daylight saving time and all is without Wedgie .

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    A wedgie…isn’t that one of those flat pointed steel things you use to help split a big chunk of wood with?

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    sjoujke  about 15 years ago

    An atomic wedgie….I didn’t think they knew much about splitting atoms in medival days, but I guess it’s not that different from splitting butts.

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    Rakkav  about 15 years ago

    Which probably wasn’t half as bad as the Wiz’s revenge (serving Lord V. some of his then-fiancee Blanche’s cooking).

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    Ronshua  about 15 years ago

    Montezuma Move over .

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    COWBOY7  about 15 years ago

    Must not have been good at magic then.

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    Digital Frog  about 15 years ago

    Maybe an atomic wedgie is used in alchemy to trasnmute elements…

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    KenyarJad  about 15 years ago

    What would the spell for that be? Vestis tractum superior, aimed at the buttocks?

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    mikdeeps  about 15 years ago

    crunkbot…….egregious…not bad for a guy with a question mark for a head

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Well said, Kim.

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    mrsullenbeauty  about 15 years ago

    Let’s hear about the time the Wiz was in Equus.

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    Trisha_Evenstar  about 15 years ago

    LMAO @ JoJo

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 15 years ago

    [GASP!] You said his name! The Wizard of Id got an atomic wedgie from He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? Ouch! (Was he a Gryffindor, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? Slytherins are an annoying and tough bunch.)

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    boldyuma  about 15 years ago

    One anti wedgie spell coming right up!….. “Frammin at the Jimjam…Zotsen up the GLUTES”…

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    EarlWash  about 15 years ago

    Oh hum. Yaaaaaawwwn. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    Me_Again  almost 15 years ago

    I wonder what House he was in…

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Just think, someday 300 or 400 years from now, Harry Potter and Twilight may be taught in Ancient American Literature courses.

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