Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 02, 2009

Leftover swill.

In this case it’s probably better to bite the hand that feed you.

Must be nourishing swill to keep him alive and hairy for so many years.

Wait. I just had a mischievous idea. Alive? Hairy? You don’t suppose … the swill is really Doctor Toon’s Nuclear Coffee?

Judging from the sound it makes, it really sticks to the ribs.

Is there somebody out there who knows the recipe of that swill ?? I am interested.

Yukoner… the hand is probably more tasty and definitely more nutritious.

Spook is going bald in his old age. Also, that’s life without joy, love & peace…endless misery.

Recipe for swill Get a large pot. Start by using yesterday’s leftover swill for a base. Then find a rodent, coach roach, or anything that could be considered meat and chop it up and put it in the pot. Stomped on food is even better! Peal and chop off the ends of carrots, potatoes, cucumbers, and any other vegetables handy and put the vegetables aside. Place the peals and cut ends in the pot. Add enough water to fill the pot. If the Swill is to thin you can add other items from the kings trash that aren’t too moldy and add it to the pot. Let it cook until the water is boiling and you wake up from your nap. Then give it to the guards to serve the prisoners. NOTE: don’t put in food from the kings trash that actually looks good! You can sell it to the local restaurants for quite some profit.

Too bad I can’t find a use for that expression…I don’t drink or eat swill anymore…though I used to drink coffee that we called sludge by morning and swill by afternoon. It’s because of this I don’t drink coffee any more.

It tastes better going down than coming up.

Swill can refer to any cheap, usually poor-tasting beverage, especially beer or liquor of many kinds, or to food unfit for human consumption. from WIKIPEDIA