Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 09, 2024

i say skip to the table of contents

that kiss could get you drunk Flo!

Skip to divorce court, Flo.

How to have an affair on the side

Number—whatever: LEAVE THE WORTHLESS BUM!!!

The difference between theory and reality.

Like dinning, presentation is everything. Since I retired I’ve let myself go a bit. skip some shaves. Don’t change out of my work clothes for dinner. I need to shape up.

I was lucky! I never married my Andy Capp thank goodness. Mine was NEVER sober towards the end of the relationship. I’m now being told (by the gossips) that he looks yellow. Never a good sign.

Yeah, it’s for the best.

If Woman Magazine has the answer for everything, just keep reading, it should address your current situation.

But not until they have brushed their teeth.

The new number two?

Kiss me honey, nothing makes me sick! lol

Umm.. I doubt the next ideas are any more appealing than the first. That fire.. is long past even smoldering ash.

With a greeting like that from Andy, I’d skip the kiss too, Flo.

Like kissing an old bar rag.,

And when she gets to the end of the article it says “If none of this works, face it it’s a lost cause”.

How about we skip to the next magazine?

I say kiss your wife or husband. What’s this partner shiza?

30-odd years ago Andy would have had a dangling cigarette to make him even more repulsive.

I think I’d get a dog.

I think Andy doused that fire a long time ago.

Andy only performs in the comic… nowhere else…

He looks like a number 2

Maybe a new marriage would spark things up.

Flo forget about putting the flame back in andy