Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 13, 2024

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    SHAKEDOWNCITY  8 months ago

    “Digital dystopia.”

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    He’s calling it in…..

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    STEPUP  8 months ago

    AND, he’s working from home!!!

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    Zykoic  8 months ago

    I stopped the phone alarm. I’m retired.

    Just don’t call in the morning

    and GET OFF MY LAWN!

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    silberdistel  8 months ago

    LOL! I set up my mobile clock with a rooster alarm (it is the only ring tone I realy hear when I am deeply asleep) and I love that our neighbor got a new rooster for his hens. I missed the what is it called in Engl.? cock-a-doodle? I stick to “kikerikieee” :-)

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Yeah. You shoulda given phone to Orson instead of Roy. But noooooo. You no listen to mee.

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    nancyb creator 8 months ago

    The rooster is also using a translation program.

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    basspro  8 months ago

    Are you kidding you have just become a millionaire.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    I stopped setting my alarm years ago when I retired, but my body clock still wakes me early. This morning it was 4:30, but after 20 minutes awake, I rolled over and went back to sleep, waking up again at 6:15 to actually get up.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    It hadn’t dawned on him ’til now.

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Sounds like a millennial, like.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  8 months ago

    Beak friendly smartphone.

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