Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 07, 2024

But scavenging a dead king would be a crowning achievement.

Only the dressing is different.

The king will have a bit more marbling.

One has more meat on the bone.

The rich one will have more fat on the bones

Never forget: At the end of the game the pawn and the king go into the same box.

But that pointy thing is a choking hazard.

How exilerating eh.

But one of them comes with a dress-up toy!

Nuh uh. One’s a jalapeno pauper.

It’s all in the presentation.

One of them is going to be a lot more plump, and well marinated in alcoholic beverages.

Trying to live off the fat of the land.

Minor variations in human jerky.

No they don’t. One has significantly more fat content

They say, the meats sweeter next to the bone, so pick the skinny one for flavor. Let the sun render some of the fat out of the chunky one first.

Prime, choice, select?

Yeah but the one on the right comes with a cool Crown

But avoid the joker. He tastes funny.

The red and green M&Ms taste better than the brown and yellow. The blue ones taste the best.

Thanks for the reminder…….

I’ll have the King size.

Even have the same color of blood.

They both taste like chicken … a la king.