Eek! by Scott Nickel for November 14, 2024

The lizard is toast.

Reminds me of the film. “Bambi meets Godzilla”.

Splat.

Wack him with your cane, that will scare him off.

I just wonder how Godzilla got there.

Did he get on the back of his bike

And-a he went riding

Down by old man Johnson’s farm

Mr. Johnson obviously hasn’t seen “Bambi Meets Godzilla”.

Or as Mick Jagger said to his Scottish neighbor: “Hey, McLeod! Get off my ewe!”

He’s got a gun concealed in that cane, right? :)