Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 15, 2024

It’s not Oogie’s fault you were too dumb to remember to lock him out of the room you were painting.

The same amount of Norms it takes as well.

He’s painting in the middle of Winter? Let’s talk being enclosed with paint fumes!!

It just turned into a cat-astrophe!

A snowed in day is not a good day for painting. Can’t open windows and doors for ventilation.

Hey! Norms shoes are tied!

my family can vouch for that. :J

Who’s the idiot that gave Norm a paintbrush

The joke works better if it had been the dog.

No Valentines Day house flag? Yet Norman is painting the wall pink.

The cat made a mess but Norman didn’t? Not very realistic!

The wall gets a coat and Ralph gets a cat.

Hey, nice upholstery.

Can you trust him with his painting? I would not :)

My cat did that to hubby TWICE! And I warned him to not put the paint pan on the floor too. He insisted cat wouldn’t walk through the paint pan. I cleaned cat and floor up the first time. Asked him again to move the pan off the floor. He insisted cat wouldn’t do it again. That time I let him clean up the mess and left the house. When I got back he had cleaned the cat, floor, furniture, and had moved the pan. Luckily the cat didn’t bite him. Cat liked to bite men.

Easy solution. No cat.

That’s all it takes.