Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for January 24, 2024

Can Kody say “ineffective assistance of counsel”?

I suppose not. Too bad, Miles.

Got a pretty clear open and shut case here. Whoever opens up the jar of strained apricots shuts the case.

Miles is probably regretting making his mother his lawyer.

She kind of needed that release there.

The counselor moves to convict her own client!

Move to remove counselor, on grounds of conflict of interest.

Maybe!

That’s hardly a “vigorous defense” strategy.

This whole situation is getting out of hand pretty quickly. Now Donna is bringing her issues into this.

Mistrial! Mistrial!

Me as a lawyer for my own kids.

I think I “found” a flaw in his case!

Mile’s gonna need a witness for this one

I think the prosecutor has become a hostile prosecutor.

The court will now take a 30 minute recess, while the Judge takes his nap.

All those things are (just) circumstantial.

I hope the boys are learning something from this; that it’s usually best to solve your own disputes rather than bring them to adults.