Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2024

Maybe a name change could help?

He looks so grim, I understand why Rotten-X has a hard time adapting to Haywire. Basically, she has probably seen him when he’s angry.

If the rotten doesn’t fit then you don’t have it!!!

Perhaps it’s branding… Seems to me like evil only attracts what it caters to exclusively, stupidity and ignorance. Which is why it NEVER truly wins in the end.

Cross my heart and hope to…

And they don’t even know about Kevin.

Since you put it that way…

KA-LACK OF SKILLS!

Rotten-X has rotten luck.

ka-blame

Well, in general, being a Rip Haywire villain doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence.