Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 20, 2024

Why didn’t he completely lick it off the spoon?

Do you do that?

No: No mayonnaise, no dishwasher. And the fork ran away with the spoon.

If you are going to do that, do it with Nutella, or peanut butter at least.

A spoon works better than a knife to spread mayonnaise on bread.

Easting mayo with a spoon sounds like something I’d do…wait, have done. But I rinsed the spoon off before I put it in the dishwasher. (My wife doesn’t like mayo, so she doesn’t object; much anyway.)

For trying to clean knowing that whatever he did would be wrong.

He must be Canadian. They even dip their French Fries in mayo.

At least he put it in the dishwasher, and didn’t leave it to go mouldy in the sink.

Fine, next time I’ll use my finger. (But you’ll have to pull it first. )

I saw a cute prank where someone put vanilla pudding in an emptied small mayo jar and ate it in front of their coworkers

The only issue with the spoon should be if all the other items were clean and the dishwasher needed to be emptied

You got the confession. What more do you want?…..

The dishwasher will remove it. Good grief!

Good question……

Both.

He does this so she’ll have something to complain about. Gotta keep her happy.

Hey, who put all these dirty dishes in the dishwasher? oy

I always found a bunch of dirty spoons in the sink cuz my mom would eat peanut butter out of the jar.