Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for January 18, 2024

Google shows me a bunch of Les Johnsons, none of them making this cartoon particularly funny. Help, anyone?

Les Johnson lil dick I’m guessin

Is the company going with Unix?

Put him to work in Male Enhancement Research. If he’s not a researcher, he can be a test subject.

He can work with Emery Board, Skip Tomalu, and Aroz Rice.

I got it, but it’s a swing and a miss. Oh well, can’t all be winners.

Ms. Foxx, you’ve been spending too much time around Dwayne.

In my job, there was a QA tester named Yu Wong. Always smiled when I saw his bugs.

They also took a pass on Les Moore, from a now “defunct” comic…

Then you pair Les up woth Bill Johnson, and you have your company’s goal: Les Johnson & Johnson

If Les turns out to be a rotten employee, see what your boss thinks of your rationale.

One of the Chicago TV stations used to have a reporter (sports, IIRC) named Dick Johnson.

Yes, he was mocked on talk radio……

Then there was White Sox outfielder Lance Johnson. And we won’t even mention actor Peter O’Toole……..

I always thought that Les Izmore wrote the book in minimalist living.

He was born Mo Johnson, but time has taken its toll.