Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 10, 2024

Not a pariah. Just very selective in your ping pong balls. They are not the usual run of the mill balls.

#awwwpoorbaby

Let me sing you the song of my people in the key of Who Gives a F♯. You have lots of toys, Mitty.

So doing the math, each Tabby bro has 5 ping pong balls. You have 4. Only one less. Much ado about next to nothing dear Mittens

I hate to tell you, Mitty, but you are probably the only one who cares about your ping pong balls.

I doubt Mittens could play with more than one ping pong ball at a time.

Some cats are overachievers. I once surprised my cat Betsy. She had been rummaging in the her toy basket. When I came in, she one catnip mouse in her mouth and one grasped in the claws of each forepaw. Gung ho!

This strip makes me wonder if The Mittens has been fixed or not.