The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for January 23, 2024

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    LrdSlvrhnd  10 months ago

    “Well, his shift ends at 10, so about 10:03, I would guess?”

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    sirbadger  10 months ago

    Waiter: Well Eno, if you do the dishes now, you can relax and enjoy time with your date later.

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Asking what time the dishwasher gets off is a rather personal question, isn’t it?

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    Mainesailah Premium Member 10 months ago

    My first paycheck job was washing dishes, 600 sittings a night. We got off work when the dishes were done. That’s when.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 10 months ago

    Maybe the dishwasher won’t want to go out on a date with Eno.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 10 months ago

    I don’t know, lady. I’d say that’s entirely up to you. BA-DA-BOOM!

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    FassEddie  10 months ago

    She’s looking for a steam-cleaned man!

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    Impkins  Premium Member 10 months ago

    That’s one way to do it! burp. :)

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    Not Again  10 months ago

    Who’s 55 and who’s 45?

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    eb110americana  10 months ago

    If a woman offers to pay for half the bill, she’s generous. If a guy does it, he’s cheap. Got it.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Willing to take his place to pay for your share?

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