Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 24, 2024

Gil would speak his mind, if he had one.

P1: Where did Doctor Whocares get that helmet?

Now playing Dr. Pearl: Emo Philips.

New hairdo, new wardrobe, suggestive glance over the top of her glasses. Is Dr. Pearl hot for Gilbot 9000?

P4 “What. I. Don’t. Support. Is. Dooshbag. Marty. Moon. Bating. Her. During. An. Interview. About. Wrestling. Must. Crush. Kill. Destroy. Moon.”

P1- Gil is a tough son of a gun wearing short sleeves in the dead of Winter.

P2- After seeing Kelly Osborne on TV, Dr. Pearl wows the Keenagers at church with that new hairdo.

P3- First Gilfather pose of the new year looking up for guidance from the alien mothership.

What’s this? Four days in a row of sort of the same story?

P 4 (Gil): “…. It means less work for me…”

“Plus, she’s gotten a scholarship to Harvard.” “Yes, Gil, about that…..”

I’ll call your lowering of the reading glasses strategy, and raise you with my Mt. Rushmore pose.

That’s nothing; Just wait until the Pony Express starts dropping off the mail.

Nice shiny floor, Mop. You’ve been working overtime lately taking care of the ice rink and wrestling mats. I hope the basketball court is not being neglected the same way the team is. They’re probably at least second or third in the valley by now.

P-1: The NY Times tries to blame a poor HS girl for COVID?

P-2: Uh, um, you may have tinnitus.

P-3: Gil finally gets it. Now, he knows how to beat Central City.

Whigs: P-3 isn’t too bad for your first try drawing Jeffrey Epstein.

So, abortion, transgender, polyamorous, is all OK, but wishing for a cease fire in a war is somehow controversial?

Marty Moon is fake news!

“… our phones have been ringing nonstop….” My a$$ they have. Like enough people really A). Watched a girls wrestling match. B). Looked up Inma interview on the internet. C). Really cares enough about her opinion to waste even more time and drop a dime to granny-a$$ lookin Pearl.

nothing marty moon does goes viral

gil doesnt know thats not dr pearl its geddy lee and there on milford haha camera

i saw what it said on gils clipboard pickup hamburger helper for kids dinner and gumi worms for jami

“Our phones have been ringing nonstop. Apparently we all need new car warranties. It will come out of your salaries.”

I’m digging Dr. Pearl’s Darth Vadar helmet. And speaking of digging, you should be digging today’s Mopped Up Thorp right about now.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.Com/2024/01/24/not-programmed-for-that/

“The phones have been ringing non-stop: ‘Get a new writer!’”

Cue… the Rush song… Fly By Night

Will this have anything to do with the coach getting beat up in the parking lot a while back?

Now you know what Grace Slick looks like as she’s gone on in years.

Oops, better not spawn any more plot ideas. Jefferson Airplane after the hockey match? Papa John Creach doing a motivational speech before the Valley Conference Wrestling meet? Oh my.