Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 26, 2024

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    Hello Everyone  8 months ago

    But it’s getting Warmer!

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Chilly Willy?

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    Gent  8 months ago

    So much for global warming eh.

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    Imagine  8 months ago

    Then try peeing in it.

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    Inspired by this fact they invented the Thermal Tux.

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    distortion  8 months ago

    Just not quite cold enough.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    In other words: “Come on in. The water’s fine.”

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Jump in!

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    BadCreaturesBecomeDems  8 months ago

    Never be the first Penguin into the water…

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    Dobber Premium Member 8 months ago

    Looks like ice melting. Water must be over freezing temp.

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    HOTLOTUS1  8 months ago

    Chiller Theatre.

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    Vilyehm  8 months ago

    With Happy Feet One and Two, Surf’s Up, and all the Madagascar movies, I wanted yet another penguin movie, logically titled Yet Another Penguin Movie, where the penguins decide who is going to be their voice in the movie about recovering the stolen museum bones, Raiders of the Last Auk.

    Nobody can decide on the lead role until the lame penguin speaks up, stuttering in Derick Jacobi’s voice, “Why can’t Bernard Hill be the emperor?”

    Great inside joke.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 8 months ago

    Cold? Shocking!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 8 months ago

    Jump in! The water is not freezing!

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