Eyebeam by Sam Hurt for January 15, 2024

If it matters, that’s Dark.

I blame the expanding universe for my pants not fitting right.

She’s thinking of the continents, not the universe….

Sure, it could be that.

And here I thought it was expanding waist lines.

Let’s talk about who gets that nice side-table

You need a smaller sofa (what my grandma called a “settee”).

That, and the fact that you’re a bum.