Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 23, 1999
Transcript:
Adam: Up to bed, you two! Santa's sleigh should be showing up on our region's radar screens just...about...now. Clayton: Yeah, right! Adam: I'm serious. Clayton: Right, dad. Man: United heavy, maintain current heading. Delta 520, you're cleared for final approach. North Pole heavy, turn right heading... Santa: Ho-ho-ho. Enough with the fat jokes.