The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 23, 2024

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    Baarorso  10 months ago

    And let me guess…he’s the family guard dog but the only thing he guards with any competency happens to be his supper dish.;-D

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago

    To meKewpie looks like a eat-and-sleep dog.

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    He’s proud to be an underachiever.

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    GROG Premium Member 10 months ago

    Kewpie is more of a be your own dog dog.

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    preacherman Premium Member 10 months ago

    Put a squirrel in the right place and Kewpie will provide all the speed you’ll need. Maybe a good bit more than you need.

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    nosirrom  10 months ago

    Would you pull a sled if the only thing they offered you was mush? Try some doggie treats.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member 10 months ago

    You need a long stick, a string, and a hot dog.

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    pat sandy creator 10 months ago

    good dog!

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    Just-me  10 months ago

    Our English Mastiff was as big a couch potato as I am. I miss the big goof. He was always ready for a good nap.

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    rhpii  10 months ago

    Good Boy.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member 10 months ago

    Years ago, we had a Norwegian Elk Hound that was near completely untrainable except to be house broken and pulling sleds. She was incredibly powerful for her 45 lb. size and a as cuddly as could be. I would often find my daughter and her curled up napping in the dog’s bed together. One year I bought a small children’s dog sled while in Germany and shipped it home. The next winter I assembled it and when we went outside in the snow the dog started dancing around the sled like she knew what it was but had never seen one before. She pulled that sled with my daughter in it all over the neighborhood and then some seeming not to want to quit. Best “dog toy” I could have ever gotten her. As a bonus the sled came with a set of portage wheels so we still could go sledding in the spring and summer. Now I have English Bulldogs that can barely pull their tummies down the block.

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    CorkLock  10 months ago

    Oh, come on now. You must admit that Brutus supports his family. Gladys is a stay at home mom. Wilberforce is a decent kid. Brutus is a fine husband and caring person. Loves his Uncle Ted. Stays out of trouble (mostly except for Mother Gargle). America/World needs more Born Losers like Mr. Brutus Perry “Thorny” Thornapple. Hear Hear.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 10 months ago

    Good boy Kewpie .

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    assrdood  10 months ago

    Does Kewpie have a “back story”? Has anyone used QP as a nickname? How did the name originate?

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Kewpie was not bred to pull sleds.

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    djtenltd  10 months ago

    Kewpie’s not a puppy anymore, Hattie.

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    The Gun Doctor  10 months ago

    One dog-power ain’t enough.

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    Chris  10 months ago

    yup, a slept dog is about right. :D

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Few dogs are. However, he is a great family friend and loves you all. Guess you’ll just have to get out those cross country skiis and hump it yourself. When l was stationed in Germany 50 years ago, l saw kids do that to go to school. Pretty cool as l remember…..

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Where’s a Huskie when you need him? ☺️☺️

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Kewpie is wondering ’What’s my incentive here’.

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    Chris Sherlock  10 months ago

    It’s not going to work, Wilberforce.

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    daleandkristen  10 months ago

    Kewpie and girl have freckles … too cute.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 10 months ago

    Good boy Kewpie. You don’t get paid enough to do manual labor.

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    gopher gofer  10 months ago

    kewpie’s no stupie…

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    Moonkey Premium Member 10 months ago

    When it’s nap time, it’s nap time. Kewpie is right on schedule! 44-hour nap.

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