Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for February 03, 2024

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    saylorgirl  10 months ago

    Good name for an airline. Goes well with lost luggage.

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Is she subtly telling him to “get lost”?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you send my bags to the Bahamas, you’d better fly me for free to retrieve them personally.

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    Paul D Premium Member 10 months ago

    On a flight from Asia, I landed in San Francisco. My luggage ended up in Seattle.

    “SFO”. “SEA”. What’s the big deal? They start with the same letter, right?

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Indeed he would…

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    ms-ss  10 months ago

    It will cheaper for us to pay you the minimum reimbursement allowed than to bring them back for you.

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    Dang bags have more fun than he does.

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member 10 months ago

    Checking in for a flight, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles and send one to Miami.” She said, “I’m sorry, Sir but we can’t do that!” I told her, “Why not… you did it last week!”— Henny Youngman [RIP]

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