Army Rules: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it.
Dachshund Rules: If it moves, bark at it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up and chew it. If you can’t pick it up, sit down and chew it.
gcarlson 8 months ago
Army Rules: If it moves, salute it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up. If you can’t pick it up, paint it.
Dachshund Rules: If it moves, bark at it. If it doesn’t move, pick it up and chew it. If you can’t pick it up, sit down and chew it.